I will make you a mordhau proffesional

I will go over all of your weakpoints in mordhau mechanics and tell you how to improve them while teaching you high level swing manipulation. I also know legendary players such as RojokooL, competitive player since release, founder of Static Melee, founder of Static Academy, affiliated with Mordhau Exhibition League, organizer of several successful tournaments, virgin for life. I even coached the infamous "Shtabbe".