Eu vou escrever e gravar uma música ou jingle engraçado para você

I like making silly little songs in my spare time in my studio shed. I play guitar, bass, banjo and keyboards and make use of garage band's preset drummers or a drum machine to form my band "Beardy and the Bollocks". My singing / shouting style is based on conviction rather than skill but that seems to fit my level of musicianship and often means I create songs that are greater than the sum of their parts. I am also a keen lyricist and love playing around with the English language while trying my best to be funny / witty / brilliant / all of the above. I am giving any money I make to charity