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Mistus Elordie

@mistus_elordie

The Sharpest Pen in the Room

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I am Mistus Elordie — writer, satirist, and founding editor of The Sofa Sentinels Gazette. I write satire that cuts. My work spans institutional parody, op-eds, personal essays, and ghostwritten pieces for clients who need a sharp voice without the byline. I understand tone, timing, and the difference between clever and actually landing. I am also the author of D.I.D I Die & Leave Me Living? — a debut poetry collection available on Amazon. My clients get writing that doesn't sound like everyone else's — because it isn't. If that's what you need, you're in the right place.... Saiba mais

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Artigos e Posts para Blogs
I will write sharp satire and bold humorous social commentary
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Voz e Tom de Marca
I will ghostwrite savage, shareable satire in your voice
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Medium

Brand strategist

Medium • Autônomo

Jul 2025 - Present • 10 mos

I am the Editor-in-Chief of The Sofa Sentinel Gazette