I will write custom song parodies, lyrics only

This service is for you:

• if you're a quirky gift giver in search of a funny dedication song for your loved one's birthday, anniversary, retirement, etc. ('Cause you're retiring/What took you so long? (to the tune of Bruno Mars "Just the Way You Are))

• if you're a comic looking for a funny song to establish a common touch point with your audience, before the rest of your set catapults you to mythical comedy god status in their eyes. (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...No (to the tune of Usher's "Yeah!"))

• if you need a quick, silly pick me up on a down day (I shook it up, now it's all over/I lost a whole half can of soda (to the tune of "Wake Me Up" by Avicii))

• if you've run out of ways to make your meeting/retreat/team building activity feel fresh and fun (Should have taken a vaaacaaation day (to the tune of YMCA by The Village People))

I'm a musical artist and ghost writer with over 15 years of experience and I want to put my talents to work for you, writing English language song parodies. *I provide the lyrics only, not recorded versions of the songs.